Fun meets Functional

Ear Key Rings
For the family member who’s always losing their keys. Or perhaps for the person who is a Van Gogh fan. This Ear-ring is brightly colored so they can’t miss the familiar sounds of their keys jingling when they lock the door before leaving.

Titanic Rocks
Too soon? We don’t think so, either. Whoever receives this gift will make some dangerously good gin and tonics with the deadly matchup of mini cruise ships and icebergs. Kind of silly, kind of macabre, but hey, there are people into that sort of thing.

Safe Paperweight
And for the baseball fanatic who has some documents they don’t want to see blown to smithereens. This adorable runner gets to the edge of the paper just in time, keeping everything, as you can see, safe.

Bowtie Bottle-Opener
For the groomsman who’s maybe not so sold on the wife. This hilarious bowtie bottle-opener is the perfect way to show up in your Sunday best with a sneaky little secret. No beer bottle at the reception will be safe and everyone will be glad for it.

F-bomb Paperweight
For the family member with a sailor's mouth. This very simple, very useful paperweight is a good way to organize all the papers they don’t want to look at. Have a pile of bills? F You? Ury Duty? F you! Eviction notice? F you! Isn’t that fun?

The Public Toilet Survival Kit
Some people love toilet humor, other fear any ivory throne outside their home. For those who fear public restrooms, this survival kit is a little bit funny, a little bit cringe-worthy, but all around useful.

Fishing Pole Campsite Roaster
For the wilderness man who makes every activity manly. Kids want to make smores while the men want to go fishing? Do both. The wilderness man in the group will truly appreciate getting to stab something with a hook and hold it over an open flame.

Flask Book Box
An all-time-favorite for college kids and alcoholics alike, this flask book box does a good job at holding its secrets close to the chest. Flip through to page 20 and the gift-receiver will be relieved that the contents are far more fun than homework.